Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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