Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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