I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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