let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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