Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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