Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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