your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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