I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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