Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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