The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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