you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You can't motorboat a personality
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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