It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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