Whod you bang
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
