Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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