when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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