I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
