She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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