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Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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