Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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