I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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