I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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