Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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