shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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