He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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