How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
