when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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