What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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