brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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