Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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