i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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