the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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