My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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