Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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