I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Randomize
