there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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