Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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