Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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