he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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