Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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