mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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