She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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