im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My vagina just clenched in fear
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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