My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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