So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Please, let me fuck your mom
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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