so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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