Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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