your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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