I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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