I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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