i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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