Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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