he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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