there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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