Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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