Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Buhtt sex?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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