oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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